Thursday, January 15, 2009
in which joker and young dave meet lady kinky
well readers, young dave and i have now met the lady in question. here you can see a picture of us all. and she is nothing like as frightening as we expected. in fact she is rather scared of us. when we went in the car to collect her she was placed in the front seat. i am not sure why this was. maybe herself was worried about young dave's developing interest in his (and everyone else's) rude bits. anyway, lady kinky climbed gingerly in and sat quaking like a jelly the whole way to our walk.
as we got out of the car the rain really got going. once out of the car lady kinky seemed a lot less bothered about us and it was not long before she was running up to young dave making funny snorting noises like a pig. young dave was rather pleased to have the attentions of a lady and showed his glee by doing some very impressive silly running up and down the river bank. as he roared past the lady she made more snorting noises, but was nowhere near fast enough to catch the little blighter.
the rain got heavier and heavier and we all got very wet. the damp didn't in any way dampen young dave's ardour and lady kinky and he romped around like nobody's business. however, once we turned around into the wind it was another story and there was great relief when we got back to the car.
oh, and we have discovered how she got her name. her little tail has a 90 degree bend in it from where it had been broken at some point and not set properly. so we really didn't need to worry about dungeons, or worse still oubliettes...