Thursday, March 27, 2008
dear readers, i have good news! and this is really good news, not the 'almost sold the house ' sort of news. uncle martin is what is known as a 'perfect match' for himself! this means that not only does the blood not argue but the kidney will not argue either! the peeps are over the moon (a saying, dear readers, which means 'pretty chuffed').
it is surprising that the internal organs of uncle martin are not bitter. by all accounts himself used to steal uncle martin's food in their youth, in particular his chips. it just goes to show that crime doesn't pay. uncle martin, the victim of the theft, is a fine healthy specimen, whereas himself, the perpetrator of nefarious acts, is crumbling.
anyway, soon himself will be in possession of a new kidney. they will leave his old ones where they are so he will have three. hopefully he will feel very much better soon.
herself has asked me to thank our readers for all your support and kindness. it means a lot...