my boy shares my views about the fairer sex. we often have chats about how to keep the little ladies happy. herself, who is of a rather independent mind, cannot understand how she produced such an unreconstructed creature.
today he came up with a gem. he was talking to herself about the best way to control anger.
"i think the best way to calm someone down is to throw them into a very cold pool," he announced.
"what an interesting idea," mused herself, "so next time you are angry i should throw you in the pond?"
"oh, no," said my boy, "it only works on women."