this is just a very quick post but i have persuaded herself to write it now before i forget this morning's gem. my boy was just chatting about school to put off the evil moment when he has to get in the shower.
"in geography i had to design a travel poster about an exciting holiday," he told the peeps, "my poster was of a static caravan."
"lovely!" said herself. not everyone would enjoy a caravan holiday, and certainly even fewer would consider it exciting but my boy has been desperate to go on one for ages.
"my poster didn't look all that exciting so i jazzed it up a bit."
"how?" asked herself, nervously, thinking about more messages in the home/school book.
"oh, i drew britney spears in the background, being electrocuted."
"britney spears?" asked himself.
"yeah, she only had one leg." said my boy, a trifle too nonchalantly, "she lost the other one to diabetes."
these beefburger people have unusual minds...
4 comments:
HAHA! I love it.
I totally get them, though. And their sense of things. Don't you?
he is brilliant. electrocuted? diabetes? brilliant.
hee! Hilarious. Good selling point, too. Who wouldn't remember that poster?
-themikestand
(via Indie Bloggers)
AHHH SHOWER
*runs away and hides with lion under a pile of other lions.*
Sounds good. Posters are cool.
^licks^
Jamie & Lion
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