Tuesday, July 03, 2007
this is just a very quick post but i have persuaded herself to write it now before i forget this morning's gem. my boy was just chatting about school to put off the evil moment when he has to get in the shower.
"in geography i had to design a travel poster about an exciting holiday," he told the peeps, "my poster was of a static caravan."
"lovely!" said herself. not everyone would enjoy a caravan holiday, and certainly even fewer would consider it exciting but my boy has been desperate to go on one for ages.
"my poster didn't look all that exciting so i jazzed it up a bit."
"how?" asked herself, nervously, thinking about more messages in the home/school book.
"oh, i drew britney spears in the background, being electrocuted."
"britney spears?" asked himself.
"yeah, she only had one leg." said my boy, a trifle too nonchalantly, "she lost the other one to diabetes."
these beefburger people have unusual minds...