Sunday, September 27, 2009

fame at last


dear readers, i have finally arrived. i will need to provide a bit of background first, so do try to keep up. i know i am prone to rambling a bit, but a chap my age is allowed a bit of leeway.

as regular readers will know, a nice lady comes to see my boy every saturday for a couple of hours. this started some years ago when the peeps discovered the sitting service. this is run by social services and involves volunteers coming to sit with wild young people so their parents could go out together. when my boy first had his sitter the peeps had not been out together for almost a year so it was revolutionary.

now my boy is old enough to be left on his own you would think he would no longer need sitting on, but my boy and his sitter have become firm friends so she still comes every week. they are an unlikely pair to be friends. she is a retired civil servant, who has led a very quiet life. she is a lady of strong religious convictions, so my boy had to be firmly instructed very early on to keep his atheist rantings to himself. so they sit side by side in my boy's room, surrounded by imitation guns all over the walls. my boy plays whatever horrific computer game has his fancy that week and his sitter does crosswords and word puzzles. meanwhile the peeps go out on a date.

it has to be said, the peeps took some time to understand the meaning of going on a date. they were decidedly out of practice. so for a long time they went to lidl, or the tip. but they are gradually learning. last night, when my boy's sitter came, young dave and i took the peeps for a lovely long walk along the beach. we rounded off the outing with a pint at a local hostelry. i have of course been visiting such places for many years but for young dave it is still a novelty. there was a certain amount of grizzling from his direction, largely because the people at a nearby table had failed to understand that he wanted to help them finish their dinner.

herself apologised for young dave's manners. it is stretching things to say he is a puppy these days as he is over a year old, but he still retains a very puppyish look so he is forgiven a lot of misdemeanours. the people at the nearby table were charming. they said they had seen us earlier on our walk and that we were gorgeous.

"they ought to be famous!" said the lady. herself explained that we were indeed famous and that i was a world famous author and had my own blog. she had to explain about the typing business and how i found it hard with my paws so she had to do the typing for me.

"so he even has his own p.a.!" exclaimed the lady, thrilled to have met me.

as we left the pub herself said that having a p.a. did not mean i was going to get away with any nonsense and that i shouldn't get too big for my boots. we shall see...

11 comments:

Catofstripes said...

What a gorgeous picture.

Where do I queue to get my autograph?

Patience-please said...

You and young Dave deserve to be quite famous! Yes, indeed.

inspectorgadget said...

thanks for your comments on mine

deb said...

Joker is my hero. I just realized the last photo of the boy involved ice. Has it been that cold?

I woke up this morning to a very cold house, had to turn on the heat. Summer is truly over.

Joker the Lurcher said...

hi mrs deb! no it hasn't been that cold - its a very old picture!

starrlife said...

Lovely pic! Oh for a dog one year is still a junior but he'll always be a junior in re: to you! You are teaching him a lot!

starrlife said...

Young Dave will always be a junior to You~ Beautiful/handsome pic!

starrlife said...

Young Dave will always be a junior to You~ Beautiful/handsome pic!

flutter said...

One day I will meet you all myself and get photos AND autographs :)

uphilldowndale said...

Oh, Joker I never realised you were wall eyed, very handsome.
Peeps on dates what ever next, a visit to our new recycling centre sounds like a hot date.....I must investigate

Woman in a Window said...

Frig, I love you Lurcher. Wondering if yer available for a date of your own?

xo
erin